hartford, cn

Fuck!.

I told myself I wouldn’t go home with Timothy again. I promised myself. Yes, again, Katie. Save your mock disappointment for when I don’t already want to puke. I also promised myself no Jaegger on a weeknight, and that seems to have fallen by the wayside. See what happens when you don’t wait until New Year’s to make resolutions, Kaitie? See! Anyways, I saw you sneak that Snickers yesterday, so stick it in your ass. IN. YOUR. ASS.

Now I’m late again. Not that kind of late, ya big perv. For work! As if you didn’t have a scare after Stevie Hielman paid for your dinner. “Spread Your Legs For An Outback Steak” is not their slogan, I’ll have you know.

Goddamn, I’m out of shape. Gotta quit smoking. I’m so screwed. Wait a sec, where is everyone? Oh Katie, you’ve got to see this!